Lover, fighter, underemployed porn star…
All these things and more!
I get paid to hack. I’m a pen-tester for a security consulting company, and it’s my job to find and exploit vulnerabilities in a client’s network. But then I have to tell them how to fix those vulnerabilities.
I hold various industry certifications… MCSE (All flavors of Windows Server OSs), MCTS, RHCE (with specializations), CISSP, CCNA, Alienvault… there’s probably a few I’ve left out. I’m a cert whore, I guess.
I hold a degree in history.
In a previous life (20 years ago), I was part of Uncle Sam’s big Green Machine, as an Army Scout.